Josh Rosenberg - Josh f**in' Rosenberg lyrics

Josh f**in' Rosenberg, he's superb, have you heard? White, but I'm only the product of where I from, the 'burbs I've been sittin' on the curb, drummin' on my thighs like Waitin' for the day when my name on signs'll shine bright Sponsors'll sponsor me as long as my response is clean I ain't from Compton but my wordplay's up another pedigree Keepin' it live since 1995, I'm a King without a queen, call it NC-19, White rap conflict After the show find me with that blonde chick Bond chick, I'm James, but like if I didn't want sh** Age 19, but I epitomize the teenage dream Mix of wet and dry as they search me on their computer screens Got more red cups then I got A's in cla**es but Look at the bright side, more C cups then C cla**es Obvious, meet me round 11 where the lobby is Procreating, redefining what a hobby is Mad, like ridiculous, this sh** can't be ad-libbed, say f** the blank spaces, yeah now I write the Madlibs Apocalypse, what's b**hes got to do but get on top of this? The devil hides underground cause he knows I walk on top of it Oh my gosh, it's Josh, so fresh and so clean Rappin' faster than that yogurt bankrupted Dairy Queen I apostrophe M-S-O Cool, like Community College, pack up, I'm takin' all ya'll back to school Sit down, man, got you flippin' like a fryin' pan, last Night, shorty said I'm "Iron Man but with no iron, man" sh**, yeah that's just a normal dude Art schools call me up cause they wanna paint me nude You might say I can't make it big in this town But I say, when I rap, I got the crowd wearin' the anti-frown And when I'm done, even I can't believe it's over, put your Hands together H.O.V.A., youngest kid to wear the crown