Oh, this is, this is, this is, this is about Having a, a, a Lionel Richie tape Do you know him? And it's about having the tape in your pocket And ah, and you're driving somebody home from a party Because Maybe it's the night Maybe the night's your lucky night? I hope so Ha ha And ah, and so you've got the tape all ready And you've got the And you're drivin' her home Or him home, or whatever And ah You've got the tape in your pocket Cued up to "Once, Twice, Three TImes a Lady" Yeah And, and, and you guide the car slowly into a ditch Real slow, kinda drivin' into the ditch all kinda s**y like And ah, and the tape flies out of your pocket into the tape machine And you're like tryin' to stop it, you know, but you can't And it, it just goes in and you accidently push the bu*ton And it starts playing And, and, and it's it's beautiful You know it's the most beautiful music ever But she's already gotten out of the car and lifted it Back onto the road Because she's from Tipperary And your night is wide open