Josh Man - Routine lyrics

[Verse 1] Wake up, yawning I hate getting up in the morning Miss the bus, f**ing up Running fast, but it's not enough Get to the bus stop Only guy there is a f**ing cop "What the f**" and "Where's the bus" All he says is, "Kid, shut up" Oh sh** It's Saturday "Thanks officer" [Hook] This is my routine While I'm crapping, I read magazines I wake up early in the morning Drowsy still, I'm heavy on the yawning Sleeping through the whole summer When I awake, it's autumn [Verse 2] Mom comes and says, "Honey, time for school" I grumble and say, "That sh** just ain't cool" Then we get into an argument And she asks where the f** the old me went And I yell that I hate her f**, it's not even 7:00 yet Already I feel that I'm f**ing dead [Hook] [Verse 3: Matt the Ho] Josh man, crap thats all i got From my bigger brother Steven to my little brother Josh From that father figure tyler to that skating buddy Matt Josh man, running a pair of socks This goes out to all the Joshies in the suburbs The ones with Asian friends who say Chinese words The ones who were called weird, smart, buddy, nerd And those who were spazzing sponges who had the serds Not only are we talented, but we smart as f**