Jesus, the world is falling to pieces Will you come back and be our hero and release us? And if so, will you get your own show? And we'll be saved and well behaved And you'll be famous Here's to the future that was Everything you thought it'd be but Was it anything you thought of? Here's to the future that was Thomas, a new century is upon us You were enlightened but you weren't very honest I know it was a long time ago And things change and people change And both have changed us Here's to the future that was Everything you thought it'd be but Was it anything you thought of? Here's to the future that was Samuel, your son is quite a handful His grades are bad he can't do math and he tends to ramble Our tests show that he's a bit slow If he receives the help he needs He'll ride the same bus Here's to the future that was Everything you thought it'd be but Was it anything you thought of? Here's to the future that was