Josh Henderson - Jerk Theory Song lyrics

[Intro] What in the world was I thinking When I went and bought you those flowers and candy I was thinking that every girl wants a nice guy Someone she can trust but I guess I was not right What is wrong with me Or do I have to be A jerk so you'll want me A jerk so we can be Together Happily [Verse 1] And this time I'll just use you If you ask me nice then I'll even abuse you Frequently, I'll tell you you're fat and annoying Frequently, I'll tell you I don't want a girlfriend [Chorus 1] What is wrong with me Or do I have to be A jerk so you'll want me A jerk so we can be Together happily [Verse 2] And I won't ever call you I will cheat on you whenever I want to After that, I'll tell you I'm sorry,forgive me And I don't know why but you want to be with me [Chorus 2] What is wrong with you It's sad but it is true You're forcing me to play The same old stupid games Cause you want what you can't have So I have to treat you bad I don't mean to be so mean But you're forcing me to be A jerk so we can be Together Happily Together Happily [Bridge] Then you'll leave me and you'll find a man Who'll love you so much he'll ask for your hand Gonna come along and treat you like you're trash I don't know why but you'll still want me back [Chorus 2] What is wrong with you It's sad but it is true You're forcing me to play The same old stupid games Cause you want what you can't have So I have to treat you bad I don't mean to be so mean But you're forcing me to be A jerk so we can be Together Happily Together Happily [Outro] We'll be together happily