[Verse 1] I moved up town Don't need the brown Just a DVD player with surround sound Looks good in the dark Better in the light He's a man of peace But sure knows how to win a fight [Chorus] I wanna be Tom Hardy [4x] [Verse 2] I heard he robbed a bank And got away with it He took 200 mushrooms And didn't even trip He owns a Michelin star restaurant But he never goes 'Cause nothing ever compared to beans on toast [Chorus] I wanna be Tom Hardy [4x] He's a Hollywood buzz With mates like us [Verse 3] He played ba** for the White Stripes Then he quit the band He can even play Jimi Hendrix With one hand He builds robots for N.A.S.A He found a cure for cancer His mum's a fit bellydancer No he don't need Jeeves for the answer [Chorus] I wanna be Tom Hardy [4x] He's a Hollywood buzz With mates like us He drives an MG He's just like me He's just like us [Verse 4] I heard turned down the role of Aragorn 'Cause he felt so sorry for Viggo Mortensen He bought a cool pair of trainers from Oxfam Swapped 'em with a gypo for a caravan For a caravan [Chorus] I wanna be Tom Hardy [13x]