Josh Gad - Baptize Me lyrics

[NABULUNGI, spoken] Well, then, would you like to baptize me? [ELDER CUNNINGHAM, spoken] Pbbbt, sure, yea, that'd be great [NABULUNGI, spoken] Okay, let's do it [ELDER CUNNINGHAM, spoken] What you mean...now? [NABULUNGI, spoken] Why not? [ELDER CUNNINGHAM, spoken] Well, to be honest, I've never done it before [NABULUNGI, spoken] That's okay, neither have I [ELDER CUNNINGHAM, spoken] Yes, that's true [NABULUNGI, spoken] Do you know...how to baptize someone into the church? [ELDER CUNNINGHAM, spoken] Sure, that's something that we study over and over again at Mission Control Center [NABULUNGI, spoken] Then please, Elder Cunningham, I want to be baptized. I swear to dedicate my life to the church [ELDER CUNNINGHAM, spoken] Huh, okay, I just need a second to get ready [NABULUNGI, spoken] Okay, I will get ready, too [ELDER CUNNINGHAM] I'm about to do it for the first time And I'm gonna do it with a girl! A special girl Who makes my heart kind of flutter Makes my eyes kind of blur I can't believe I'm about To baptize her [NABULUNGI] He will baptize me He will hold me in his arms And he will baptize me Right in front of everyone And it will set me free When he looks into my eyes And he sees just how much I love being baptized [ELDER CUNNINGHAM] I'm gonna baptize her [NABULUNGI] Baptize me! [ELDER CUNNINGHAM] Bathe her in God's glory! And I will baptize her [NABULUNGI] I'm ready [ELDER CUNNINGHAM] With everything I got And I'll make her beg for more [NABULUNGI] Oooh [ELDER CUNNINGHAM] As I wash her free of sin And it'll be so good She'll want me to [ELDER CUNNINGHAM and NABULUNGI] Baptize her/me again [ELDER CUNNINGHAM, spoken] Excuse me, I'm gonna need another minute! [NABULUNGI] Never known a boy so gentle One like him is hard to find A special kind Who makes my heart kind of flutter Like a moth in a cocoon I hope he gets to baptizing me soon! [ELDER CUNNINGHAM] I'm gonna baptize you I'm through with all my stalling [NABULUNGI] You're gonna baptize me I'm ready to let you do it [BOTH] And it will set us free It's time to be immersed And I'm so happy you're About to be my first [ELDER CUNNINGHAM, spoken] Okay, you ready? [NABULUNGI, spoken] I am ready. So... how do we do it? [ELDER CUNNINGHAM, spoken] Well, I hold you like this - [NABULUNGI] - Yeah? [ELDER CUNNINGHAM] And I lower you down - [NABULUNGI] - Yeah? [ELDER CUNNINGHAM:] And then I - (Splash) I just baptized her! She got doused by Heavenly Father! I just baptized her good! [NABULUNGI] You baptized me! [ELDER CUNNINGHAM] I performed like a champ! [NABULUNGI] I'm wet with salvation! [BOTH] We just went all the way! Praise be to God I'll never forget this day [ELDER CUNNINGHAM] I baptized you! [NABULUNGI] You baptized me! [ELDER CUNNINGHAM] I gotcha good! [NABULUNGI] Baptize me! [ELDER CUNNINGHAM] You want it more, baby? [NABULUNGI] Baptize me! (spoken) I'll text you later