The rock 'n' roll chicken, he had to go away We moved him out last night to where he now will stay He got annoying, he got too loud For a minute there we all were proud, we were all proud He lost against his will to one of the same kind A modernized brother both found right at Christmas time He had a mission to wake us up on time For a while there he was all mine, he was all mine His hands did much more than simply play guitar They told us what time it was much like the morning star He didn't need no s** or d**, just a little rock 'n' roll He sang his heart out oh so much That it finally took it's toll Close to perfection for which he always strives For a while there he touched our lives He's on a mission to wake us up on time For a minute there he was all mine, he was all mine