Josh Freese - Caffeine and Vaseline lyrics

Caffeine and vaseline bought for my sweetheart True love if you know what I mean Down at the mini-mart I'll laugh when she falls down, stop when she turns around She wants her rabbits foot so she'll be guarded I said "don't talk that way.....you sound retarded" God knows that I will try Ten bucks says she will cry, ten bucks says she will cry Ten bucks says she will cry, ten bucks says she will cry She thinks I'm being mean and I don't blame her It ain't easy being green and we both know that So what if it's obscene? Caffeine and vaseline, caffeine and vaseline Caffeine and vaseline, caffeine and vaseline Caffeine and vaseline, caffeine and vaseline My baby's big and dumb She'll kick the sh** out of everyone but me I'm hers and she is mine I ask her how she is and she says "fine" It ain't easy being green...caffeine and vaseline! Caffeine and vaseline, caffeine and vaseline Caffeine and vaseline, caffeine and vaseline Caffeine and vaseline Vaseline