Josh cannabis sativa™ - Crazy sh** lyrics

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Time for some crazy sh**... Where's my weed at? I got a job where I stay on my a** 'N call you all, 'n try to save you some cash Leave my homegrown alone! Ya better lay off my gra** 'Cuz when I go home you know I wanna blaze 'til I crash I put off mine, 'cuz I love to procrastinate; One dime at a time, make the other hoes have to wait All lined up 'n tryin' to look so sweet Oh gee, they're drunk. Yeah, you know me They say they're lonely, and they wanna bone me And they don't care if I hit it fast or slowly When not at work or gettin' laid, I got it made in the shade Chillin' at my house just playin' some games Sittin' on the couch, drinkin' Mike's Lemonade Without any worries until I'm dead 'n gray And you know damn well that I'm gettin' head today 'Cuz who knows what the next six days will send this way I've been this way as long as I can remember; Everyday, every year right to December Never will I enter any fight without a temper I'll sever, dismember, 'n shred your gender with a blender My head hurts, and I'm f**in' sick of bein' a renter... I want a big-a** mansion with my bedroom in the center A big screen TV that I'll be watchin' all day long And a waterbong to keep me puffin' often, off 'n on... My gra** ain't off the lawn and my flames will not extinguish They'll keep burnin' up this weed until my words can't be distinguished; Soundin' crazy, like I'm not even speakin' English; Comin' out so mumbled, you think I'm talkin' from my penis I'm just f**in' with you, 'cuz I'm oh so high... The voices tell me to and I don't know why I've been stayin' blazed as days go by 'Cuz I'd hate to waste this shake, oh my! So now I guess I'm gonna f**in' have to pack a bowl 'Cuz marijuana doesn't make me mad 'n lack control I'm never gonna quit. Of course, I love the sh** Though it makes me say some f**ed-up sh** in my raps while I'm puffin' it Especially after 10 beers plus a fifth Ask your girl about the time I s**ed her tit 'n touched her clit Hearin' sh** like that I'm sure is makin' you ponder How in the f** did I ever get on her? I think I've been playin' too much Command & Conquer™ Now all I wanna do is buy a rocket launcher Or imitate that game called Medal Of Honor™ Got a machine gun, now everyone's a goner! My twisted sh** list is gettin' a little big It's gettin' to where I'm spittin' at kittens 'n little kids They say that sh** gets better as you go further, right? Well, my house just got robbed the past 2 Thursday nights! It's got me thinkin' should I get a gun or a blade? Or should I walk around with a f**in' grenade?!? People jacked my stash 'n cash until most nothin' remained 'N all they left me with was just to puff on a J... I'm stuck in this game, my mind is racin' circles It holds me, chokes me 'til my face is purple Like my name was Urkel, I'm outsmartin' out you b**hes Except with me, you're leavin' needin' 42 stitches I'm already too vicious. So, just leave me alone! Heed what I crone, 'cuz I need peace in my home sh**, peace in my dome; I need to calm my mind down 'Cuz right now, I'm 'bout to punch somebody's lights out! So pipe down, I need to change the f**in' subject This song s**s sh**, but still you love it, and dubbed it I wouldn't be surprised if you was trippin' on some fungus And this song skyrockets to a top 10 club hit But if it don't, f** it. Then I don't give a sh** But if you b**hes dis, then I'll be splittin' wigs He who throws the first stone will be gettin' his We'll be fightin' fist to fist. Then I'mna slit your wrists Hit or miss, I'll k** you no matter What you do. You'll feel your soul splatter You got so scared, you drained your whole bladder That's just about as gay as a cake with no batter I take this mad hatter and I go on a trip So be careful how you talk to me, you don't wanna slip I'll be soakin' your lip with blood; throw you in the mud This acid makes me act like I don't give a f** Smokin' some bud will help to stop this craziness Makin' my brain refrain back to laziness Pa** the pipe to you... Here, it won't make you sick Let's chill 'n smoke, 'n end this crazy sh**...