Remember when I ran away And you got on your knees And begged me not to leave Because you'd go berserk? Well... You thought you had me fooled But I just left you anyhow Because I knew you were Already out of your mind! And... I'm happy they took you away, haha I'm happy they took you away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha To the funny farm Where life's hysterical all the time And you'll be sorry I sent Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And I'm happy they took you away, ha-ha! I thought that you were nuts And so I laughed I laughed when you had said That losing me would make you flip your lid Right... It's true, I laughed, you heard me laugh I laughed, I laughed and laughed And then I left Because I know you're utterly mad And... I'm happy they took you away, haha I'm happy they took you away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha To the happy home With tree and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And I'm happy they took you away, ha-ha! You burned my food You wrecked the house And this is how I've paid you back For all your cruel, unloving selfish deeds! Huh... They've got you now And you'll get just What you deserve For calling me a mutt, you mangy man! And... I'm happy they took you away, haha I'm happy they took you away, ho ho, hee hee, ha ha To the funny farm Where life's hysterical all the time And you'll be sorry I sent Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And I'm happy they took you away, ha-ha! To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And I'm happy they took you away, ha-ha!