Joseph Pelling - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3 lyrics

[Red Guy] Isn't it nice to finally be outside on such a beautiful day? [Duck] Yes! And I've packed us a delicious chicken picnic! [Yellow Guy] Huh? [a bu*terfly flies by Yellow Guy, and he laughs, full of joy at the sight] [Duck] *swats the bu*terfly, k**ing it* Pesky bee! [A traumatized Yellow Guy runs away.] [Red Guy] Hmmmm, he seems upset about something. I wonder what will happen? [Yellow Guy sits in the tree crying until he notices the bu*terfly above him] [bu*terfly] It makes you sad, doesn't it? That there's so much hatred in the world I hope you don't mind if I ask you a question [Yellow Guy] A little baby pigeon [Verse 1: bu*terfly] Have you ever wondered why we're here? What's it all about? You've no idea And everywhere you look, all you see is hatred And darkness, d**h and fear But you know it doesn't have to be That I hate you, and you hate me Cause even though we're different, it doesn't make a difference And we can live in harmony! No, you don't know who I am But maybe I could hold your hand And together we can understand about love! [Yellow Guy] Huh, I feel tingly! [bu*terfly] Yes, that's love, my friend, and it's time for you to learn all about it! *giggles* [Background singers] Love is a place, love is a thing. (4x) [Verse 2: bu*terfly] And do you ever feel like life's unfair Cause everybody hates you, and no one cares! But if you follow me Maybe you'll see That love is everywhere! [Yellow Guy] What is love, is it in the sky? [Cloud] No, it's a feeling, deep inside [Yellow Guy] Because I'm hungry [bu*terfly] No, you're lonely! I can see it in your eyes [Yellow Guy] I don't understand [bu*terfly] Don't worry! You will soon Come and meet some of my friends; they know all about love Come on, just over the rainbow! [Duck] Oh look, there he goes, flying through the sky [Red Guy] Maybe, we should follow him, or we'll get left behind [Duck] Yes, but there's lots of chicken left And I'd like to eat the chicken! [Red Guy] I'd also like to eat the chicken; let's do that instead [Verse 3: bu*terfly] So here we are with all my friends And they love you, all of them! [Rabbit] Yes we do! [Unicorn] It is true! [Purple Guy] We love you! [Beaver] And you love us too! [Yellow Guy] *laughs* I love you too, furry boy [Beaver] *laughs* Harder! [Red Guy] Now we've eaten the chicken, I don't know what to do [Duck] Maybe we should look for our friend Isn't that what friends do? And we have finished the chicken picnic [long pause] [Verse 4: bu*terfly] To love each other is to care To be kind! [Flower] And to share! [Rabbit] I love my friend so I give him a hug! [Purple Guy I made this for you, cause I love you so much! [Beaver] I love my pet, cause he's a crab! [Yellow Guy] I love this tree and I love this stick and I love this mole [bu*terfly] No no no, that's not how it's done You must save your love for your special one [Yellow Guy] My special one? [Unicorn] Everyone has a special one! [Yellow Guy] Even me? But I am lonely [bu*terfly] Yes, it's true! But do not worry You're confused, but that's okay! Let me put it another way [Tree] This is the story of Michael The loneliest boy in town *sings* This is the story of Michael The ugliest boy in town Ugly and weak They called him a freak! So he lived on his own, underground. [3x] [bu*terfly] You see, everyone has a special one [Rabbit] Even Michael! [Verse 5: bu*terfly] Your heart beats hard like a big love drum Calling for your special one [Rabbit] So be patient! Cause just maybe [Love-Cult] Your special one will come [Beaver] He's made for her! [Unicorn] And she's made for him! [Rabbit] That's the way its always been! [Beaver] And it's perfect! [Purple Guy] And it's pure! [bu*terfly] And it's protected with a ring! [Tree] That's the way that all love goes [Unicorn] Like a flower it grows and grows! [Purple Guy] And it's forever [Sunflower] And forever [bu*terfly] And now we all worship our king [Love-Cult] Our king! [Yellow Guy] Huh? [Love-Cult] Our king! [bu*terfly] His name is Malcolm [Love-Cult] Our king! [Beaver] He is the king of love [Love-Cult] Our king! [Unicorn] We must feed him [Love-Cult] Our king! [Rabbit] We must feed him gravel [Love-Cult] Our king! [bu*terfly] Or he becomes angry [Love-Cult] Our king! [Malcolm] Mmm, gravel! [Love-Cult] Our king! [Verse 6] (Love-Cult continues singing "Our king!" in the background) [bu*terfly] And this is your chance to start anew! And all we're asking you to do [Rabbit] Is change your name [Beaver] And clean your brain [bu*terfly] And forget anything about you ever knew! [Unicorn] And your heart will find its home [Yellow Guy's Special One] And our love will never go! [bu*terfly] Now wear this ring [Love-Cult] And join the king! [bu*terfly] And you will never be alone [Yellow Guy wakes up from that nightmare, traumatized and looking down at Red Guy and Duck.] [Red Guy] Oh, there you are We've been looking for you all afternoon [Duck] We're sorry we upset you But look We've bought you the last boiled egg To cheer you up! [Red Guy] I guess it must be because we LOVE you [Yellow Guy] For me? [The boiled egg hatches to reveal a caterpillar that looks eerily similar to the bu*terfly] [Caterpillar] Father! [Duck] *swats the caterpillar, k**ing it* Pesky bee! [End Credits]