Joseph Gordon-Levitt - You Unfollowed Me lyrics

[Intro (Spoken): Todrick Hall & Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Both)] Like, OMG, Penny, have you seen how Brad stares at me? I know, Claire. Stare-les the Clown! Stare Master! He's so sterile! Oh, my God (Awkward!) Trevor does the same thing, it's like, give me some hair-flip room I know, right? He's the star of Ew: The Musical Ew-ie the Movie! Love you; mean it! (Muah!) [Verse 1: Todrick Hall] We go together like ramma-lamma-ding-dong I've got a finger that you can put a ring on You followed me, I knew we'd be forever I poured my heart out in 140 letters [Pre-Chorus 1: Todrick Hall] You and me, meant to be Be my Man-Crush Monday You're so sweet, click retweet If you think I am the one, babe Went to send, clicked again But you unfriended me, wow, boy If you're listenin' now, boy [Chorus: Todrick Hall] I bust the windows out your car Baby, and it felt so good Wrote my name on your 'stang Like Carrie Underwood We were supposed to be The new Jay-Z and Bey Just like Brad and Miss Jolie But you unfollowed me Tell me why [Refrain: Todrick Hall (Spoken)] You unfollowed me (Why?) You unfollowed me (Why?) You unfollowed me Woah-oh-MG You unfollowed me (I'm so pissed) You unfollowed me (I'm about to have a BF) You unfollowed me Woah-oh-MG [Verse 2: Joseph Gordon-Levitt] I noticed Trevor staring at me from his locker It's totes whatever, it's not really a shocker Gave him my digits and this little thing I painted A lovely portrait of us on the beach naked—what? [Pre-Chorus 2: Joseph Gordon-Levitt] You and me, meant to be Be my Man-Crush Monday You're so sweet, click retweet If you think I am the one, babe Went to send, clicked again But you unfriended me, wow, boy Hope you're listenin' now, boy [Chorus: Both] I bust the windows out your car Baby, and it felt so good Wrote my name on your 'stang Like Carrie Underwood We were supposed to be The new Jay-Z and Bey Just like Brad and Miss Jolie But you unfollowed me Tell me why [Refrain 2: Todrick Hall (Spoken: Joseph Gordon-Levitt)] You unfollowed me (Why?) You unfollowed me (You're gonna regret this) You unfollowed me (I'm the best you ever had) Woah-oh-MG (I'm so good) You unfollowed me (Look at me) You unfollowed me (I said look at me!) You unfollowed me Woah-oh-MG [Bridge: Todrick Hall & Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Both)] You think you're cooler than us? LOL Um, you should do less thinks You might be smarter (But you're balding and your breath stinks) (We don't have time for your reindeer games) (You have no followers anyway) (Your new girlfriend's got camel lips) (And you need to shave your nips) [Spoken: Todrick Hall & Joseph Gordon-Levitt] Oh, my God! Nips! It's short for nipples! Hahaha, oh, my god! It's so gross! [Chorus: Both] I bust the windows out your car Baby, and it felt so good Wrote my name on your 'stang Like Carrie Underwood We were supposed to be The new Jay-Z and Bey Just like Brad and Miss Jolie But you unfollowed me Tell my why [Outro (Spoken): Todrick Hall & Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Both)] You post too many Throwback Thursdays anyways I know, right? That's like so yesterday And what's up with that pimple convention on his five-head? Say it with me: (Facetune!) Hashtag: loser Hashtag: we are never getting back together Hashtag: too many hashtags Hashtag: moving on to bigger and better things Hashtag: we don't like you anyways Hashtag: I am important Hashtag: we could do better Hashtag: I hate myself Hashtag: bye, Felicia, hahaha Hahahaha, oh, my God [laughing turns to heavy breathing] Hashtag: this song is over [Whines] Hahahaha