Joseph Currency - Staying Sober At The House Party lyrics

(Phone ringing) Hello? Hey Joey, you comin' to this party? Uh, yeah, I might, you know who's driving? You are, you are, you are, you are! [Hook] We staying sober at the house party [x4] Sober, sober, sober, sober [x4] [Verse 1] 8:32 on a Friday night Got my Netflix on, and a bowl of ice Cream, you know your boy love that mint chocolate chip All a sudden feel a vibrate on my hip My dog Sean calls me up, say he got a plan What you wanna do, son? Get partyin'! Grab some brews and some chips, and I'm ready to go Before I hang up he says “dude, you should know This party's a ways out, and a cab costs too much I was wondering if you'd drive?” Aw, shucks I tell him I don't wanna, but I got no choice Not gonna ruin the night for my girls and boys So I put the chips down, refridge the brew Throw a bu*ton-down on, and gather up the crew Put my stunna shades back, won't need ‘em now But I'm gonna make the most of this night somehow [Hook] [Verse 2] Walk into the house, and it's already kickin' Ba** on the speakers, red cups be flippin' Yager, patron, hennessy, too Take all of those shots, I'm cool wit water du Drunk kid just fell through the wall Like literally, there's a human-sized hole Look up, dude on the chandelier Walked into a bedroom, “you having s** in here?” These kids are faded, it's a pretty ugly scene A girl stumbles into my arms, tryna' kiss on me Lost track of the people that I came here with Now I'm stuck between two folks discussing politics Excuse myself and I head into the kitchen A bad idea, there's a girl in there b**hin' ‘Bout her boyfriend, he's somewhere off gettin' high So she takes another shot before she starts to cry [Verse 3] “Best night ever!” the people were shouting I was doing alright, but the best? I doubt it Pa**ed out on the couch, even a couple in the yard Gotta clear these beer bottles around my car So it's Saturday now, and I'm getting all the texts “Feel bad,” “ughhhh,” “did you walk in on me having s**?” The turning stomachs, the pounding head I just wait for the impending moment of dread Wait a minute...I'm not hungover at all, sweet! [Alternate Hook x2] We stayed sober at the house party [x4] Sober, sober, sober, sober [x4]