Joseph Bruce - Get Clowned lyrics

[Verse 1: Violent J] Abracadabra, stab you up bloody I'm the big duke, smear your a** like putty That's one thing I ain't never done was study f** my meds, I'm about to go nutty If we was in prison I'd rape your an*s With this broomstick, not my penis I do a drive by on a pogo stick As I'm getting my dick s**ed, no bullsh** I clown motherf**ers, pie to the face Probation officers, I lie to they face I sell fake dope, and you still buy it I even tell you it's fake "I'll still try it" I'll sock your a**, and leave you snoring Still laid out same spot next morning I'm a serial k**er, pound for pound You f** with a Juggalo: you get clowned [Chorus] Get clowned Pie to your face Get clowned Foot up your an*s Get clowned Nuts on your chin Then we do it again b**h You get clowned X2 [Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope] I'm Shaggy the clown My foot swing around Put your nuts so far up your a** They're never found Now eyeballs in the microwave grow fatter Until they finally splatter How do I know this? It don't matter When I pulls out my axe hoes scatter Cause in my head I hear the drums of war Next thing you know, I comes to your door And I kicks it in, the sh** begin Take a knife to the chicken and I sticks it in Plug the feathers Cut your tethers, everybody run free Dumping in a humvee Ma** pandemonium all around Innocent victim dying on the ground Hold him close as his heart slow down And then whisper in his ear hole, "YOU GOT CLOWNED!" [Chorus] [Verse 3: Violent J] I paint my face like my brothers and sisters We're misunderstood by these others, they diss us Truth is these haters want to love us and kiss us Cause they're secretly hound dogs, we shove'em when they piss us off [Shaggy 2 Dope] We gotta clown these hoes Stick our big clown shoes all up their a**holes Cause when our wagons come to town We only pick up the found, b**h So get clowned [Chorus x2]