Joseph Bruce - Boing Boing lyrics

[Violent J] b**hes get sprung when I walk by I dunno if it's my a**, or maybe cause I talk fly But no lie, as soon as I speak to 'em They all want me to screw em I introduce myself, and panties start falling No dinner-dates, f** stalling Your girl, his wife, it don't matter They all want this dick-hole platter [Shaggy 2 Dope] It's dangerous for any chick on my arm Other hoes wanna cause em bodily harm Maybe cause I wear my jeans so tight But they all fight for the right to f** me all night These hoes wanna kiss any time any place And have clown paint smudged all over their face They steal my number, catch me on the internet And tell me all how their nedens are dripping wet [Violent J] b**hes hang around my home like stray cats Trying to catch a motherf**er shirtless Could be my profile, or my haircut (what) But I turn sweetie boos into s*uts I take it in in the bu*t is what the lady at the store said Chick up at Walgreens offering head I'm like "Whoa", and I'm getting free food up at Subway Every b**h and her mama love J [Hook (x2)] I can't help but spring these hoes And they all wanna f** me They come to me And I'm quick to leave a b**h sprung Boing, boing And I'm quick to leave a b**h sprung Boing, boing [Shaggy 2 Dope] Your old lady's got eyes for me And I know when you're f**ing her, she cries for me Female judges sentence me to do time I tell them all, make a singe-file dick-line Ugly ducklings, and beautiful angels They all dropping their thongs to they ankles Maybe it's my cologne, RightGuard I dunno, but for this dick, yo, they fight hard [Violent J] Hoes love throwing they panties at me Poop-stains and all, my brain's in awe Is it my swagger? Or is it my juice? Why? They want a piece of this wang-nut pie I could be itching my athlete's feet And hoes be like "Awww, that's so sweet!" And everything translates to s** b**hes begging me to flex my pecs [Shaggy 2 Dope] Slipping me digits, turn around and goose me Fighting off ten at a time like f**ing Jet Li sh**'s ridiculous, I'm like "Slow down" I got plenty of pipe to go around Two are in the kitchen, three in the bathtub I'm with somebody fat wife making mad love Real women of the worldwide Juggalos You can ask my b**h, yo mama knows! [Hook (x2)] [Sample loop] Oh, it's been so co*ks**ing long since I've tasted a big dick like yours! [Hook (x2)] [Shaggy 2 Dope] Man, f** all these f**ing sprung-a** hoes Yo, this b**h ain't gettin' no dick [?] ain't gettin' no dick! f** it! [?] ain't gettin' no dick! Look, I don't give a f** who the f** you are! Unless you're on my dick, you ain't gettin' none! And f** you too, b**h! [Skit] [Jack] Louanne! Get me another beer! [Louanne] I'm so sorry, Jack, but there ain't none left! [Jack] Come here, Louanne [Louanne] What? [Jack] Closer [Louanne] What? [Jack] COME HERE! [Louanne] What? (smack) (baby cries) [Jack] What do you mean there's no goddamn beer left? Dammit, you been taking my beers or something, woman? [Louanne] No, Jack! Honey, I swear it! [Jack] And shut that f**ing kid up before he gets another whoopin'. (phone rings) Hello? [Host] Thiiiiiiiiiis message is for you, Mr Jack Brudman! You've won a free all-expense-paid trip just for you! You, Jack, are headed first-cla** to Ash, Nevada! [Jack] Ash, Nevada? [Host] That's right, b**h! Ash, Nevada! You are one of the few lucky big winners chosen to see the Dark Carnival's gigantic super-show! We can't give you all the details now, but we can tell you this: When you return from seeing the greatest show on Earth You'll be bringing home with you a cheque for one hundred thousand dollars! [Jack] Woohoo! I'm going to Ash, Nevada, b**h!