Joseph Bruce - Bang! Pow! Boom! lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, you've all come a long way to be here tonight, and we say welcome Welcome to the Dark Carnival's very extraordinarily special presentation You have been personally selected to witness this once-in-a-lifetime, breathtaking, bomb-a** event Live, and in person! Right here! Right now! Without further ado, please welcome the dynamic and explosive Dark Carnival superstar attraction himself! This is BANG! POW! BOOM! [Hook] With a Bang! (BANG!) Say goodbye to everything! Your complete annihilation is the reason he came! And a Pow! (POW!) He's wiping everything out! Turn your whole f**ing world into a mushroom cloud! And a Boom! (BOOM!) It's your inevitable doom! Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed! Welcome to the Dark Carnival super-show You're our specially invited guests, and I'll tell you what fo' Cause you're the evilest pedophiles, rapists and abusers All together we've got fifty thousand of you losers You're all about to witness an incredible sight Nobody's ever lived to tell about it, and don't think you might It's about to rain flames, frames and brains To be blown into pieces is the reasons you came Racists, bigots, wife-beaters, judges and cowards All crowded together, expecting a show and some dollars But instead the sh** you're gonna see, you'll fear it in Hell It's a constant explosion, see and feel it you shall! [Hook] In the deserts of Nevada, where nothing else matter It's the perfect place for you and your intestines to splatter And while Bang! Pow! Boom! steady stomps you all out (Hehehehehe!) You in the hail for the nuclear fallout With the snakes and fakes, creepy sneaks Hoods and crooks, horny freaks Shady ladies, Evil Ernies Richy Ricks and Charley Cheaps Bang! Pow! Boom! They say the show is the bomb I heard it's straight up explosive, some even call it napalm Nobody battles back, this ain't no kind of war It's a one-way execution, blow you straight to hell through the floor What the f** you think you here for? Sound the alarm! Ladies and gentlemen, eat sh** and die! Let's bring him on! [Hook] The air is thick with sick from demented brains and thoughts But here they are, all together, every one of them caught This is a celebration, in that the Carnival's cheering It's not too often Bang! Pow! Boom! makes and appearance And the winds in the sky will carry away all the ash But for now let us enjoy the big back-splash! [Hook (x2)] It's your inevitable doom! Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed! With a Bang! (BANG!) And a Pow! (POW!) And a Boom! (BOOM!) Nobody escapes, and everybody's consumed! [X4] (x4) (BANG!) (POW!) (BOOM!) Nobody escapes and everybody's consumed!