Jorma Taccone - Turtleneck & Chain lyrics

[Hook] Turtle neck n' chain (x3) (sipping on a light beer) Turtle neck n' chain (x3) (sipping on a light beer) [The Lonely Island] My turtleneck fat and my chain so thin And I'm sipping light beer, and my crew right here Chain razor thin light beer in my cup And my sweater on turtle with the neck on puff Huge turtle neck and my chain so skinny Beer light all night, stand up get dizzy Light cup, beer drink, thin so chain, neck turtle fat, man I won't say it again [Hook] Turtle neck (check) with another on deck In case I spill something on it (Like some light beer?), yeah! We be bragging about who's chain be the thinnest Turtle neck thicker than Delta Burke swimmin' in a Guiness (Now bear witness) But they can't see my chain Metal so thin it dissolves when it rains Got more chains than the snow patrol Everyone razor thin like an insect stripper pole [Hook] Chain so light when a breeze roll by, I made it flow (I made it flow) And my beer so light you could see right through it, like a ghost And I also wear turtlenecks Sweaters swallowing my chain like it's stuck in the couch Looking like cookie monster flossing his mouth Find me cooling on the corner sipping light beer foam You can tell by my turtle neck and chain that I bone Turtleneck, light beer and a thin a** chain, and that's it (x2) [Snoop Dogg] The rabbit kicked the bucket, dog said f** it Get my 2 step on, with my turtle neck on Thin a** chain, light beer in my gla** Mackin at the b**hes, the ones with the a** Girl you know it's true, tell me what it do Oh you like my style, say you like my crew Say you wanna' be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best Say you wanna' be under my chest, this turtle neck is like one of my best So I guess your dress, no stress, staying fresh is my vendetta I'm a crook, so my look, I'm a game go getta The fatter, the puffier, the fluffier, the bigger the turtleneck The more gangster it is [Hook]