Jorma Taccone - Things in My Jeep lyrics

[Intro: The Lonely Island] KidBrain [Verse 1: The Lonely Island] Boxing gloves, condoms and blue blockers Dress shoes, a Sharpie and 3 quarters A football, hacky sack, frisbee in the back and a baseball cap Two folding chairs, adirondack And a mini cooler filled with healthy snacks Beach towels, sunblock, a surfboard and a sleeping bag Bottled water, cashew nuts, extra socks, an American flag Old boots, paper towels, Shopgirl: A Novella Deodorant, house keys, sweatshirt, an umbrella A golf club, basketball, bug spray A laundry heap, a pocket knife, a battery These are the things in my Jeep [Chorus] These are the things in my Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep (x4) [Verse 2: The Lonely Island] Hairspray, a toy car, deck of cards, and some handy wipes A bag of trash, a shoe lace, a rubiks cube, and a flashlight A bandanna with my name on it A mix tape, push play on it A toothbrush and toothpaste A tic tac in a briefcase A dream catcher, a road map Registration and insurance A toy car, a rubber band and a tape of the Jimmy Hendrix Experience A cup holder, a steering wheel, a soda can in the back seat, a phone charger, an old wallet These are the things in my Jeep [Verse 3: Linkin Park] Hi, come inside, look around my Jeep You will find such marvelous things A broken stapler, some crumpled paper Prepare for adventure, inside my Jeep [Chorus] These are the things in my Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep (x2) These are the things, all of the things These are the things that I keep in my Jeep These are the things, all of the things These are the things that I keep in my Jeep