Jorma Taccone - The Creep lyrics

[Intro - John Waters] HAha! yeah Hi, I'm John Waters, and this is the Creep! When you're out at a club and you see a fly girl Do the creep (haaaa) Do the creep (haaaa) And if you wanna make friends at the ATM Do the creep (haaaa) And do the creep (haaaa) Well we got a new dance, so get up on your feet It's real easy to do and it's called the creep Let your hands flop round like a marionette Pop your knees up and down sh-sh-shakin' your neck Now pull your waistband up like you expecting a flood And stick your hair down flat like it was covered in mud Trim up your pencil mustache and pop them peepers Put this in your speakers, you a certified creeper When you see a country peach laying out at the beach Do the creep (haaaa) And do the creep (haaaa) And when a fine PYT walks in front of your tree Do the creep (haaaa) And do the creep (haaaa) I was six years old when I started creeping My parents took it to their room and I started peeping You can imagine their surprise when they lifted their heads And saw my little a** creeping at the foot of the bed And they knew I was a creep since the day I was born Get popping out my momma like some kettle corn And the doctor saw my head and he starting freaking Cause I came clean and I came out creeping [Nicki Minaj] When I was a girl, I creeped in the boys locker room Hide deep inside, it was my little creep stalker room As they dis-robed I was oogling and ogling Little did they know that for me they was modeling And I would laugh ha ha ha ha ha haha And they would dance la la la la lalala-laaa So pop pop pop your peepers and turn out your sneakers Don't sleep, come and get ya creep on with me Go get ya sweating off ya bride at her wedding Do the creep (haaaa) And do the creep (haaaa) [Nicki Minaj] But when you sneak into a wake and you see a beefcake Do the creep (haaaa) And do the creep (haaa) When the judge is a hottie and you can't control your body Do the creep (haaaa) And do the creep (haaa) [Nicki Minaj] So get ya knees flexin' and your arms T-rexin' Do the creep (haaaa) And do the creep (haaa) [Outro - John Waters] And don't forget to smile