Jorma Taccone - Space Olympics lyrics

[Intro] (Is anybody out there?) (Help me!) Reach for the stars! Whoahhohhh, yeahh [Verse 1] You stand on a distant planet Skyline of red plateaus Strange air and vegetation You're a winner! Welcome to the Space Olympics The year 3022 Take part in a grand tradition Your name echoes in the holes of the universe! OHHHHHH! Yeahh yeahhhhh Believe in yourself Take your game into outer space [Verse 2] Every single galactic athlete Needs a coded ID badge Drug tests are mandatory You're a winner! The Athlete's Village is on Zargon You all get a junior suite We don't cover incidentals So keep your a** out the minibar! You're the best in the world! Brace yo'self cause there's no gravity You're in the motherf**in Space Olympics! Yeahh-hah-hahhhh [Verse 3] Let it be known by every nation You'll only get one meal a day There was a bit of a budget snafu And food funding is insufficient! We can't really enforce a curfew As there is no light or sound Just one of the many problems With hosting a sporting event in space [Bridge] (Attention all athletes) (There are minor scheduling adjustments) Space Disc! Is totally cancelled Space Swords! Is totally cancelled Space Luge! Is also cancelled And all other events are pending! [Verse 4] Welcome to your Space Olympics All the oxygen has run out And someone who will not be named Accidentally hit self-destruct As you file to your escape pods I'll distract the alien hordes (YOU'RE IN THE MOTHERfu*kIN SPACE OLYMPICS) And as I stare d**h in the face I know my sins will take me to hell You do it for the love, my love And there ain't no woman that could take your spot my love