Jorma Taccone - No Homo (Outro) lyrics

Hey man Hey Dude you're looking pretty swoll, you been working out? Uh yeah, why are you looking? Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no h*mo Ohhh no h*mo Cool When you want to compliment a friend (no h*mo) But you don't want that friendship to end (no h*mo) To tell a dude just how you feel (no h*mo) Say 'no h*mo' so he knows the deal (no h*mo) Hey yo man you got a fresh style (no h*mo) And you know you got the best smile (no h*mo) Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no h*mo) With your looks you'll make a handsome baby (no h*mo) I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no h*mo) It's hard to pull off but you make it work (no h*mo) Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent (no h*mo) Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent (no h*mo) Man I can't decide who wore it best (no h*mo) But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (no h*mo) I admit it I'm a fashionista (no h*mo) And I know every line of Mystic Pizza (no h*mo) Damn this rose is something special (no h*mo) Yeah, we should goof around and wrestle (no h*mo) Let's hit the hot tub and take a dunk (no h*mo) We're all friends ain't no need for trunks (no h*mo) Man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no h*mo) Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no h*mo) Yo we should watch this gay p**no tape (no h*mo) But as a joke cause we're all straight (no h*mo) Man you could wash laundry on those abs (no h*mo) Yo I think girls look good in drag (no h*mo) Hey I've been thinking about posing nude (no h*mo) Yo I've been thinking about f**ing a dude (no h*mo) We could 3-way 69 (no h*mo) Or human centipede in a line (no h*mo) Or some docking could be hella fun ( no h*mo) Oh yeah man or I could do this one (no h*mo) Hey yo no h*mo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy And bu*t f** a dude while he 69's Morrissey No h*mo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece To gave young Socrates the illful release Hey yo no h*mo but today I'm coming out the closet Wanna scream it from the mountains like a gay prophet These two words have set me free (no h*mo) Damn it feels good to be (no h*mo)