Jorma Taccone - 2 Banditos lyrics

[Intro] Ooh, 2 banditos [Verse 1] Well howdy ma'am, we the 2 banditos Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos Similar to our torpedoes, 'cept mine's brown Gonna turn that frown into more of a frown Hunter's kickin' it with Conner4Real, what's the deal? I'm on some white boy sh** man, tryna stack a mil Yeah I'm also on my white boy sh**, that's my birth right Call my dick the shooting star (why?) cause it burns bright I f**ed your first cousin with the didgeridoo And when she came, you know it sounded like "wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow" [Chorus] Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos Do a little dance and drink a little water [Post-Chorus] Man, how'd I get the money? (Don't worry 'bout it) Now they pissing on my couch (Don't worry 'bout it) How they get so cool? (Don't worry 'bout it) You've been struck by the 2 banditos What the f** is that? (Don't worry 'bout it) Does this make me look fat? (Don't worry 'bout it) I just ate a f**ing rat (Don't worry 'bout it) You've been struck by the 2 banditos Dumb... dumb dumb... dumb... dumb dumb... stupid! [Verse 2] My name is Connor and I'm not a model citizen I'll take a swig from this bottle that I jism in I'm swimming in her prism and my interests is dwindling And I'm hella bored too, f** it Banditos eat a lot of burritos While we're f**ing bald eagles Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude (oh, okay) [Chorus] Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens Yeah, we're 2 cute little kittens Shut the f** up! Thank you [Post-Chorus] We just robbed the place (Don't worry 'bout it) They just licked my face (Don't worry 'bout it) Took a sh** in your food (Don't worry 'bout it...rude!) You've been struck by the 2 banditos Pop this pill (Don't worry 'bout it) Is that c**aine? (Don't worry 'bout it) What is life? (Don't worry 'bout it) You've been struck by the 2 banditos Wow wow wow wow mother f**er (wow)