I've been reading, i've been thinking I should throw my birthday party at the library Wait, but no, the popular kids are never gonna come Thanks Chad, but too bad That's what I really want Back in high school the teachers tried to have me muzzled up But I was so wild they had to throw me back into the jungle These rappers dressed like it's their first day of school Looking sharp, real sharp Sharp as a tool No I don't follow rules, repressed them from my memory Just like my childhood and a long list of enemies I'm the good guys, don't you see me acting friendly? Don't you know where I would be if not with the celebrity? Probably in the crazy house like I got f**ing leprosy They just have the funniest ways of giving compliments Like when you tell me that i'm crazy or an idiot My cheeks get rosy red, it's really so embarra**ing I don't like cats they're just just stuck up dogs Everybody wanna know what i'm f**ed up on And they don't understand when I tell them its y'all Cause y'all mof**ers doing this so wrong Y'all mof**ers doing this so wrong (x2) We had a better pastime than baseball And I don't understand where it all went wrong I was supposed to watch 50 Shades of Grey at your b**h' house But I thought it was a chick flick so I went and turned that sh** down Pretty pissed off, I think I really missed out Sorry mom, I could've got you that grandchild I think being alive is an experiment and the universe is laughing at the sh** we think is serious You know, I don't really know what I even really think that I know I've been working all day, maybe i'm delirious Outspit your team like we're shooting in a bucket at the fair Look over here, i'm flashy from my a** to my hair But not too fast like Flash, it's Maverick Giving you that comic book superhero action On the beat and I got it in cruise control But you know that I could move it over to lose control Do you love me? I don't know But baby I don't care so imma go