Jordan Jonesy - Mistress Keteri (She's Back, b**h!) lyrics

[Spoken: Mariah Book] Holy sh** It's Mistress Keteri Chin up, 'cause she's back, b**h! [Verse 1: Keteri Sniffler] Yo, I'm finally back with my Sitters I ain't no quitter Just felt a harsh breakup so I'm bitter And I can my pain out on my little a**-slave Almost pa**ed up my chances with Mariah What a save! Because I missed the f**ing feelin' Of listenin' to him squealin' It's appealin' to be above him Feel as tall as the ceilin' Got my face in the clouds and my a** in his mouth Goddamn, my a** is f**ing big, holy cow! 'Cause now his nostrils are absorbin' The stench of a f**in' cheeser But I warn you, b**h These farties are merely a f**in' teaser 'Cause you'll be feelin' much more than farts Spurt in your face How will you like the smell of a sh** squirt Don't run away! Stupid f*g, you're only makin' this sh** Much worse by bailin' I outweigh you by like a ton And plus, I've got two a**ailants My b**hes Mariah and Morgan, and add on Kaitlyn and Jordan And Hunter, Sarah, Mel, and Laura, Ellie, Riley My señoras [Chorus: Keteri] 'Cause Mistress Keteri's crack is back Up in your motherf**in' a** She's here to beat you and defeat you With her motherf**in' gas Now all that's left to do is see how long This f*g can last [Verse 2: Mariah] Up in this b**h with Keteri Sniffler Stick your sniffer in her stiffer end f*g, you look baffled, it's an a**hole It's a task that you can tackle All you have to do is lick it and take a couple beatings You've lived life as a prosperous male Now you can take some damn mistreating It's quite fleeting delivering an a**-kicking I'm a champ You get ballbustin', a**-lickin', tramplin', and nipple clamps And I apologize now if my a** is damp I just spent a few hours gettin' physically amped That means I'm sweaty, bet your Betties I'll come down like a machete Your brains are scramblin' and your nose is lookin' right f**ed-up But this is only the beginnin', skinny n***a, buckle up [Chorus: Keteri] [Verse 3: Keteri] Goddamn, I don't know how I can have anymore in me I just spent like six hours kickin' your a** into infinity But this sh** is so fun, it's godlike, it's divinity I'm f**in' fartin', piss-and-sh**tin', f** femininity I made it my mission today to take you out Givin' your fissures and fission, what you b**hin' about? I thought you were a man, and if so, start actin' that way Nope, you're still whinin', you can't take it Should have known, your f**in' gay But I will not be holdin' back because your pussin' out I won't restrain my f**in' a** no matter how much you pout Eat them farts like they're horderves, sh** You want 'em bad enough, self-serve it I know this sh** can be unnervin', but just f** it You deserve it [Chorus: Keteri] Yeah, b**h!