I was mowing gra** when I ran right out of gas I crumpled to the ground in quite a heap My brother look me in and he called an ambulance They came in not a Chevy but a jeep Then everything went dark when I thought I saw a spark I could've sworn the Lord was coming down My brain had left my head, then I knew that I was dead Floating o'er the houses in my town Uh-Oh Uh-Oh Uh-Oh Later that day near the ruins of old Pompeii I learned of what it was that had felled me Standing in the sand, talking to a wise woman She said, â??Oh, don't you know, boy? Souvlaki!â?? Uh-Oh Uh-Oh Uh-Oh Uh-Oh Uh-Oh Uh-Oh