Jonny 5 - Bergman's Rule lyrics

Hear ye hear ye everyone near me It is my job to forever speak clearly Let me see you nod your head and keep cheering Query like Beverly Cleary (I mean Judy blume) Are you there God? It's me Jonny 5 Sincerely Do you mind if I tweak some theories And amend some corollaries and mend some nefarious trends But not for hilarious ends like That's what she said when it barely was in Jesus Mary and Joseph And Mary again Unmarried women and Good Samaritans Who dare to offend, Pharisees American Through prayer we transcend events that transpire The block is hot as a campfire So stand by and Rock rock until the break of dawn like a vampire The injured are putting their hands higher The shipwrecked are making the land dryer The consequence dire for the followers of Christ at the center of empire It's Bergmann's rule man it's not a conspiracy The greater the latitude the bigger the deers be You need a lot of fat if you are living in Biersby Dear me The pathway only appears to lead Like a staircase to where we said hear ye hear ye And all of the rhymes were like “eerie (x5)” Dear me