Jonathan Wyman - Salami lyrics

[Intro] I'm Peter Sparker, Spider-Man sent me He does know Spider-Man! He's cool (Knowing Spider-Man does not make him cool!) [Verse 1] I'm the broke moocher you don't wanna wake up with (But on mics?) I'm realer than some A-cup tits (Alright) It's like I found out the weed is my first cousin ‘Cause after I get it, we break up quick They say I don't measure up, I got more lines than a yardstick You're just trying to make out with a whip, you're a carca** (Spizzy) 1, 2, 3, I went to preschool Tell me what's new to brag about so I can be cool I lay lower than the ba**line's dealer ‘Cause the humbugs numb in their great-rhyme-feelers You can play "Whose snapback's tealer" I'm just trying to put it into words You should get some v-necks, some Kleenex You all look crestfallen, get back to yes y'all-in' (Yes y'all) Still hungry, as a kid I wasn't fed right My clique so ill, I'm browsing hospital websites [Hook] I'm going ham, I don't think that you noticed ‘Cause there's so much bologna all over the focus (Yo yo) A couple more yos I'm going spam, I don't think that you noticed ‘Cause you got salami all over the camera, the camera [Verse 2] Yo, delete your Facebook to it My peep's teeth are looking like the Bruins: Black and yellow I've been revered by a jury of my peers ‘Cause I've rapped like I'm under oath my whole career It's not a novelty or comedy, because I'm into honesty And modesty, and never did a robbery Hmm, you got the clip that goes "boom?" How many cylinders in it when your whip goes "vroom?" Because I could give a f**ing f** I'm overseas with my speech, like beach cover-ups To you rhymers that are lying, saying nothing much To you vaginas, I'm a C-Section, I'm a cut above I open up a beer, check my Gmail Treat beats like a cheap version of a therapist Look, I've had it up to here, like a seashell Crumbs of the cannabis on a can of Sierra Mist Please, my rap steez different I got guitars wailin' like a Japanese fisherman Plus I got all my words pronounced I'm no pretender, a defender of the herbs and clowns I put it down Actually... you put the mic down [Hook] I'm going ham, I don't think that you noticed ‘Cause there's so much bologna all over the focus Put your hands up, put your hands up (15 more yos) Put your hands up, put your hands up I'm going spam, I don't think that you noticed ‘Cause you got salami all over the camera, the camera Somebody say P. Dank! Somebody say P. Dank! [Outro: Tom Brokaw] Lester, we don't often think of Maine and royalty in the same sentence But tonight, I am reporting on "The King of Maine"