Jonathan Wyman - Million Dollar Bill lyrics

[Intro] Until they put my face on a million dollar bill [Verse 1] Until I got swamp a** dampening my Levis Working in the moonlight, silhouetted, trying to get it perfect In a lab coat, beakers overflowing, I'm determined Flickers on the wet walls, candle wax burning In a catacomb cellar writing tighter than a virgin Looseleaf Einstien wrote in broken German Immersed in my work, servants in the hall Too nervous to disturb him, he might turn into a jerk I got the shortest fuse, but the fortitude to prove I made it Concentrated like I'm orange juice Until they've all discovered him or I'm bald and bumbling I will scrawl on these walls, keep my cauldron bubbling I shriek, "Eureka!" in the night and it echoes in the hills When I think, ink trembles in the quills Resilient, till I'm the one civilians wanna k** Until they put my face on a million dollar bill [Hook] So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large Someday I'ma stop trying to borrow your car So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large Until they put my face on a million dollar bill [Verse 2] I told my boss this morning I'm not gonna be back So I won't need the shifts I would normally have My only source of income is gonna be rap Because I want it like women don't wanna be fat My mom can keep her car, I would normally ask But I'm gonna turn my normal into Porsches and cash With disproportionate portions of populations of people Partaking proudly in the practice of pushing my tracks Humongous, pockets looking obese Flipping through photographs, laughing at the old me Wallet full of cheese, stuffed like pierogies, raviolis Dictionaries adding words like "Sposey," or "Bimpin," or "D.Y.D." Until villages of children wanna be like me Until I got crowns and whole towns to leave in my will Until they put my face on a million dollar bill [Hook] So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large Someday I'ma stop trying to borrow your car So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large Until they put my face on a million dollar bill [Verse 3] There's some cats who say that I've already done enough I say, "f** that," I haven't even made a million bucks I would rather kick the bucket than slum it with runners up So I'm jizzing on your shingles, still: I'm coming up Until I'm bigger than Jesus, bigger than wrestling Bigger than Bieber, bigger than s**ting Bigger than the Internet and cigarettes combined You can doubt it in your mind but I'm sure of it in mine God damn it, rhyme divine, borderline messianic All humility aside, the illest on the planet If I didn't think that, I wouldn't keep ranting Stay sharp like Shannon till the day that I vanish I'm a man with a canvas, plans outlandish More bread than a club sandwich I got no amulets glaring, I'm just sharing my sk**s Until they put my face on a million dollar bill [Hook] So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large Someday I'ma stop trying to borrow your car So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large So mom, I promise, I'm gonna be large Until they put my face on a million dollar bill