Jon Jon Briones - The Heat is on in Saigon lyrics

[AMERICANS] The heat is on in Saigon The girls are hotter than hell One of these slits here will be Miss Saigon God, the tension is high, not to mention the smell The heat is on in Saigon Is there a war going on? Don't ask, I ain't gonna tell [ENGINEER] Hey, Monsieur Chris, Monsieur John You come to win Miss Saigon? [JOHN] I gotta get my friend laid as a last souvenir [CHRIS] I love you, pal, but your bullsh** I've had up to here [CHRIS/JOHN] The heat is on in Saigon [JOHN] But till they tell us we're gone I'm gonna buy you a girl! [CHRIS] You can buy me a beer! [ENGINEER, spoken] Showtime! [MIMI] See my bikini, it's just the right size [YVETTE] Don't you enjoy how it rides up my thighs? Look from behind, it'll knock out your eyes [YVONNE] I'll show you my special trophy of war [MIMI] For a marine, I'll show more [AMERICANS] You won't get up off the floor The heat is on in Saigon Don't tell me I'm rea**igned, all that chickensh** s**s Tonight I'm out of my mind, not to mention ten bucks [ENGINEER (spoken)] U.S. Marines, the pride, the joy of all Saigon The one and only Miss Gigi Von Tranh [GIGI] If I'm your pin-up, I'll melt all your bra** Stuck in your wall with a pin in my a** If you get me, you will travel first cla** I'll show you, we will make magic, Cheri [ENGINEER] You buy your tickets from me The winner gets her for free [CHRIS] The meat is cheap in Saigon I used to love getting stoned Waking up with some who*e I don't know why I went dead It's not fun anymore [ENGINEER (Spoken)] New from the country, untouched Legs un-parted, parts uncharted: [KIM] I'm Seventeen and I'm new here today The village I come from seems so far away All of the girls know much more what to say But I know, I have a heart like the sea A million dreams are in me [CHRIS] Good Jesus, John, who is she? [AMERICANS] The Cong is tight'ning the noose Is it a week or a day or an hour that we got? Tonight could be out last shot, got to put it to use [AMERICANS, GIRLS] Tonight I bet that you and I will get along Forget about the threat, forget the Vi-et Cong [MEN] Mimi, Gigi, Yvette, or Yvonne Gonna buy me a beer, and elect Miss Saigon [ENGINEER (spoken)] Yvonne, Yvette, Mimi, Kim, Gigi (Gigi Wins the Miss Saigon Title) Attention, s'il vous plait! By popular demand Miss Gigi Van Tranh Is elected Miss Siagon! [AMERICANS] The heat is on in Saigon And things are not going well But still at midnight the party goes on A good-bye party in hell [ENGINEER] And now who wins this p**ycat? [GIGI] Number 66! (To Marine) Take me to America, oh take me to America? [MARINE] Shut up, b**h! I don't want to hear it. I'm gonna get a beer, don't move!