Jon Hartmere, Jr. - A Quiet Night At Home lyrics

(Dialogue) [NADIA] Oh thank God, I haven't seen your belly bu*ton for hours [IVY] Does it look good? I don't have the advantage you do of it being way out in front of me You know I've noticed some of my clothes are missing [NADIA] Yeah, I think we've all noticed that [MATT] Ready ladies? Wow, are you performing? [IVY] If you're lucky [NADIA] I'm not going [MATT] What do you mean? [NADIA] I mean no, f**ing go already! [MATT] Alright! [IVY] Well, you have a good night, and don't touch anything [NADIA] Said the who*e uncharacteristically (End dialogue) [NADIA] A quiet night at home Silent night A joy to pa** A quiet night at home A quiet night at home All my friends are gone And once again I find myself alone A quiet night at home Just me and my good shepherd He and I Can count a million sheep A quiet night at home Filling out the time 'Til finally I get to sleep A quiet night at home Mother's worried glances Take my hand Smile sadly, sigh Words of wisdom Talk of ships and princes Soothing sagas Laced with loving lies Sadness Who, me? Sad? A quiet night at home My favorite place Honey, it'll be ok Slim down, dear, things will change After all, you've such a pretty face A quiet night at home Play my siren song Attracting none My ship just won't come in Clinging to The rigid rock of ages Never ever even Get the chance to sing Pa**ing two productive hours Tearing through a hundred pages What a tale of star-crossed lovers Pain adores me God ignores me Always thinking, thinking Singing, never dancing Never asking, asking why Why the never? Never never cries Far too clever Big girl Big girl Ships and princes All gone home Alone again Again, alone A quiet night at home My thoughts of why A quiet night at home, spent Getting by