Jon English - Laughing At The Guru lyrics

Well I was walkin' along just the other day I got stopped by a man givin' somethin' away He gave me a picture, he gave me a sign And a stick of incense he said was mine So he asked me to come to a get together The very next day, no matter the weather There were men, there were ladies, all lookin' the same I said slow down boy now what's the game Pa** the karma, or somethin' like that Just bang the drum and pa** the hat, sayin' Ooh, meditation, that's the name of the game Ooh, save the nation, that's the name of the game Well I stayed a while and had a cup of tea Till they said the master would talk to me He had a long black beard and long black hair And he looked like a sunburnt teddy bear So I just stopped dead and rubbed my eyes Slapped my thigh, and split my sides Well he just looked away with a faded air Said you can laugh, I'm a millionaire Well I stopped again, cleared my throat 'Cause that don't sound like a billy goat Well I'll shave my head though I know it's a mess But I draw the line at wearin' a dress, I say Ooh meditation, that's the name of the game Ooh, save the nation, that's the name of the game Ooh, I've seen the light, God is with me now, I'm alright I eat no beef, just milk and honey I stop you in the street and take your money Can't stop laughin' at the guru, he means everything he says Can't stop laughin' at the guru, he can't hear us anyway Can't stop laughin' at the guru, he means everything he says Can't stop laughin' at the guru, he can't hear us anyway Can't stop laughin' at the guru, he means everything he says