Jon Cozart - Star Wars in 99 Seconds lyrics

Long, long time ago, long time ago in a galaxy Far in a galaxy, far far away There once was a boy slave destined to save space He wins a big pod race and hits on a queen Padme's a cougar Qui gets k**ed by Darth Maul who is then chopped in half Obi Wan must train the one from Tatooine It's the clone age, sand people rampage Mommy got flayed, strayed Ani's bae is Padme Anakin you are breaking my heart Order is made, Jedi are slain k** all the baby tiny younglings Sid takes the throne, Long live the clones Burn Ani, turn him to a robo Leia hides plans, Vader chokes a man Alderaan's gone and Han shoots first You're my only hopie Obi Wan Look, a small moon, That's a space ship! Worshipfullness, walking carpet This princess better pay out Use the force, Luke Close your eyes and shoot Lando betrays Han and friends in the sky Skywalker flies, do or don't, there's no try Try the dark side No! No, no! No! Luke, I'm your daddykins Your mom was kissing Anakin (eww) Han's frozen I love you I know It's father, son and daughter A dynasty united at last The galaxy is free from evil Thanks to the goodness in Darth from the past