Jon Cozart - Harry Potter In 99 Seconds lyrics

[Intro] There once was a boy named Harry Destined to be a star His parents were k**ed by Voldemort Who gave him a lightning scar Yo Harry! You're a wizard! [The Sorcerer's Stone] Harry goes to Hogwarts He meets Ron and Hermione McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor Draco is a daddy's boy Quirrell becomes unemployed The Sorcerer's Stone is destroyed by Dumbledore [The Chamber of Secrets] Ron breaks his wand Now Ginny's gone And Harry's in mortal danger Tom Riddle hides his snake inside His ginormous secret chamber [The Prisoner of Azkaban] Harry blows up Aunt Marge The Dementors come and take charge Lupin is a wolf The rat's a man And now the prisoner is at large They use time travel so they can Save the prisoner of Azkaban Who just so happens to be Harry's godfather I don't really get it either [The Goblet of Fire] Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament With dragons and mermaids Oh no! Edward Cullen gets slayed He's back [The Order of the Phoenix] Harry, Harry, It's getting scary Voldemort's back and you are a revolutionary Harry Dumbledore, Dumbledore why is he ignoring your Constant attempts to contact him? He is forced to leave the school Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool Kids break into the Ministry Sirius Black is dead as can be Oh ... [The Half-Blood Prince] Split your soul Seven parts of a whole They're horcruxes It's Dumbledore's end [The d**hly Hallows] There once was a boy named Harry Who constantly conquered d**h But in one final duel between good and bad He may take his final breath