Jon Cozart - BOY BRAND lyrics

[N-Sync] Mid-life is tough, babe The end is nigh I've seen boy bands come and go Yeah The wife read "Fifty Shades of Grey" Cause I couldn't please She left me like that No strings attached Every little thing I do Never seems to pull me through Depression made my marriage break up And my Porsche won't make love Never got my GED Or a guest-spot on Glee Since I Turned 43 [One Direction] (Oh, Oh no Oh no, oh, oh) You're insecure Feel like a bore I've got a hunch We know what you'll adore It's time to seize With one disease We'll burn you up hotter than 98 degrees Cold corporate-suits In the room can smell it Simon says we're brand new A horde of girls threw my date down an empty well After they threatened to drown me in styling gel This band was born from the help of my cloning cells They all know, oh-oh They all know we're beautiful Songs manufactured so carefully Flip of my hair, I cure cancer and heart disease Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me Us-me-me We all know, oh-oh We all know we're beautiful, oh-oh And that's what makes you buy our sh-- [Jonas Brothers] I got So old Just rollin' in Mickey gold But I lost Control And I'm ready to smoke a bowl Big Disney's diggin' for treasure Took my youth as a financial endeavor But my pure finger's ready for pleasure So I'm breaking up Breaking up, with you Disney And lighting up Lighting up, with team Miley [Backstreet Boys] (Yeah) Your one Desire Make us Retire Don't care How hard you pray Backstreet Is here to stay Sex appeal It's our sixth or seventh comeback Buns of steel One guy still has a six-pack Let's get real Calling milfs and Tyler Oakley Backstreet is here to stay (Your mom Your mom Your mom Your mom) Our demographic In this consumer market Your mom is our target (We're touring with the new kids) For our boyband buffet Cause Backstreet is here to stay Yeah boybands are here to stay