Jon Bonus - I Play Lacrosse lyrics

[Drop: HAHA-YO] [Hook: Big Champ] A bunch of hot girls, rapping Ricky Ross A bunch of hot girls, rapping Ricky Ross A bunch of perdy ladies, rapping Ricky Ross I be eating pizza, and I play lacrosse [Verse 1: Boyder] Yes I am the sh**, but no I'm not normal I can't feel my body, I drank an epidural She said that her mom, thinks I am adorable I said yo, chill with that, Boyder not a gerbil But I got a pretty smile, my dentist gimme' daps I see a pretty girl, I say what's criggy cracks I got a Fuji bottle with vodka in my pocket That booty talking too me that's my favorite kind of gossip Boyder Dag the brand man, make her do a handstand Smack it when she throw that, but I ain't playin' Kan Jam It wasn't about the money, until I got sick And had no health plan, we now I got six [Hook: Big Champ] A bunch of hot girls, rapping Ricky Ross A bunch of hot girls, rapping Ricky Ross A bunch of perdy ladies, rapping Ricky Ross I be eating pizza, and I play lacrosse [Verse 2: Big Champ] Two girls at the crib making chicken schnitzel, Two girls at the crib my flow be so official Two girls at the crib they playing nok hockey Two girls at the crib pouring hot sake They told me take the gla**, I took the whole bottle I fell in love with that booty when I saw it wobble I'm only talking to that girl if her walk's mean If she ain't repping Brown Bears she's on the wrong team I told my little brother money over honeys' He said wait till you peeping that honey in a onesie I'm back up on the porch I'm sitting chillin' with a Valerie I be counting stacks, she be counting calories [Hook: Big Champ] A bunch of hot girls, rapping Ricky Ross A bunch of hot girls, rapping Ricky Ross A bunch of perdy ladies, rapping Ricky Ross I be eating pizza, and I play lacrosse [Verse 3: Brain Bangley] All these pretty girls wanna' slip Brain a roofie I see a couple white girls in the corny dancing goofy I got a free drink for the biggest round booty Please stick that thing out, I sniff it like I'm snoopy I done drank more rum than a pirate, that's that Bangley diet Champagne on your head, that's how I apply it She rapping that Ricky, I'm spraying Rozay I'm calling all bu*ts, come back it on Bangley [Hook: Big Champ] A bunch of hot girls, rapping Ricky Ross A bunch of hot girls, rapping Ricky Ross A bunch of perdy ladies, rapping Ricky Ross I be eating pizza, and I play lacrosse [Verse 4: Lukey The Bird] I'm busy ripping twine I don't mind a couple bad grades Lax bro got mad flow down my neck it "Cascades" Can't help it I scoop scoop I v-cut I shoot shoot If you a laxtitute holler back at Luke my upper ninety is loot loot That's money, It ain't funny I'm no joke you slow pokes you can't jump got no hope I got bunnies, I'm getting money That's twenties and a hundreds got my money going loco Take it to the face no chase then I "Fogo" [Hook: Big Champ] A bunch of hot girls, rapping Ricky Ross A bunch of hot girls, rapping Ricky Ross A bunch of perdy ladies, rapping Ricky Ross I be eating pizza, and I play lacrosse