Johnny Tra$h - Hot Sauce lyrics

To thine own self be true Live and die by your word FULL-TIME MOTHERfu*kER PART-TIME HOT SAUCE Met a girl at the bar and we went dutch Went to her house buzzed, not trying to f** Don't get it twisted, she's a B cup But when we get to bed, I'll prolly eat it up Tiger in her closet, spider in my wallet She knows my baby mama's, I got 99 problems Hashbrowns for breakfast and hash on all of my cigarettes Having some whiskey and a conversation figuring out "Why did we land upon this f**ing planet And when we're tripping the full moon and water appears Silent witness to the next 8 hours of getting weird???" Yeah, I don't mean to get heavy - "Summer lovin, p**y liquor and d**, turning it up!"... Down in the ditches with basic witches Getting sh**ty and ignorant With intentions of f**ing college age women Who f**in love to sip on double vodka tonic And smoke all your chronic That f**in who*e Molly made her do it b**h! c*nt! s*ut! Molly's in a rut Strip her skin and her hide - Bathsheeba keeps bathing But you know that stain ain't never gonna die Lay on the floor of her shower I'm sweating losing my meaning Fetal position and naked That liquor poison just hit me Try again to sober up - bathroom's spinnin Prelude to future years i'd lose it and win it I'd kick the sh** out my system if I went back to feelin ruthless Throw myself against a wall and stare me straight in the pupils Then tell my self "I f**in' love you but sometimes I could k** you 'cause you're lazy but your talent shines - look deeper"... Another hole in my soul, evaporated? Maybe it's lost in her mirror or in her elegant paintings Or at her dining room table Or at her bed where I left behind That pain on that paper... How could I hate her? Walked through the door, b**hes looking like they're cryptic Life is what you make it and I made mine a mission To put fire on a flame and take a piss on sh** thats twisted Reach for what ain't yours - better double check your vision