Johnny Socko - b**h Stole My Hat lyrics

She walked on in, cheeks red from the cold Having some sky blue eyes White snowflakes was melting in her hair I caught her smiling, ooh But it smelled of some greed I fell to the floor, sweat dripping from my brow She done left, she took what she wanted But I'll never know why because b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat Stole my hat, I'm gonna get it back b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat I'm gonna kick the b**h's a** Tiara wearin' turd, queen thievery Swipes the coonskin derby that's my creation Kidnap my cap, hazardous occupation Gig money gone to larceny You drink four beers then you start to steal Slip it off my head, kiss my cheek; seduction With the dressing room bare, stocking cap abduction I know what you're thinkin', this is my next meal Remove my lid, 'cause on your head I will dine I'm gonna skin you alive b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat Oh b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat I'm gonna kick the b**h Thirty-six, twenty-nine, what I paid I see you snake my favorite tuk Drop the fez now or I piss in your face You got no respect for property and place Princess raised, daddy's spoiled greedy little brat You ask why I'm dark, 'cause the b**h stole my hat Now you ask yourself "Why you gotta use that word?" Five finger discount on a hat that's not yours Catch a brick, eat my sh**, you little f** While I'm here to give a f**, you'll get what you deserve b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat Stole my f**in' hat, stole my f**in' hat b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat Gonna kick the b**h's a** b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my f**in' hat b**h stole my hat, she won't give it back b**h stole my hat, stole my hat, stole my motherf**in' hat Ahh