Johnny Rivers - Brown Eyed Handsome Man lyrics

Arrested on charges of unemployment He was sitting in the witness stand The judge's wife called up the district attorney Said: You free that brown-eyed man You want your job, you better free that brown-eyed man Way back in history, three thousand years back Every since the world began There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear For a brown-eyed handsome man That's what the trouble was: brown-eyed handsome man Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman walking across the sand She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay To get a brown-eyed handsome man Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man Milo Venus was a beautiful la** She had the world in the palm of her hand She lost both her arms in a wrestling match To get brown-eyed handsome man She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man Beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind Between a doctor and a lawyer man Her mother told her: Daughter, go out and find yourself A brown eyed handsome man That's what your daddy is: a brown-eyed handsome man Way back in history, three thousand years Back every since the world began There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear For a brown-eyed handsome man That's what the trouble was: brown-eyed handsome man Two, three count with nobody on He hit a high fly into the stand Rounding third he was headed for home It was a brown eyed handsome man That won the game; it was a brown eyed handsome man