Evans You say you could fall in love with Elvis You say you like to hear The Beatles sing Wait a minute, wait a minute pretty baby I wanna tell ya just one little thing. Oh, well your love for Elvis Presley wouldn't last very, very long You'd get sick and tired of watching him wiggling pa**ed your door It's true that The Beatles they can talk and walk you'd get sick and tired of hearing them talk that talk. It wouldn't happen with me It wouldn't happen with me It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me, oh yeah. Oh, you now say you can marry Ringo with his hair hanging his face Oh, but honey that will never happen, he couldn't find that wedding place. It wouldn't happen with me It wouldn't happen with me It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me. Oh yeah, it's true that you may get an autograph, yeah You might even get one of them to smile your way But remember when it comes down to marriage You'll never, never, never, never see that wedding day. Now, the only thing you will ever be to Ricky is just a fan You'll never get to squeeze him, honey, ‘cause he's a traveling man. It wouldn't happen with me It wouldn't happen with me It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me. Oh, oh, it's true that you may get an autograph You might even get one of them to smile your way But remember, when it comes down the marriage, marriage, marriage, baby You'll never, never, never, never see that wedding day. Oh, the only thing you'll ever be to Ricky is just a fan You'll never get to squeeze him, honey, ‘cause he's a traveling man. It wouldn't happen with me It wouldn't happen with me It wouldn't happen with me, oh no, not me. Not me, oh, not me, baby ... Oh not me, baby, it would not happen with me baby Yeah, yeah it wouldn't happen with me baby Hey, hey baby, it wouldn't happen with me.