Johnny Rebel - Jesse Showed Up lyrics

Grocery store Three n******gs inside The store ain't open It's the middle of the night Alarm goes off The cops show up They caught 'em red-handed Put 'em in handcuffs And then... And then... And then... And then... Jesse showed up Jesse showed up Wouldn't you know it Jesse Jackson showed up He had a bunch of porch monkeys Praisin' his name While he preached and he hollered And he pa**ed the blame And said: "Them n******gs wasn't stealin' when they got caught. They was only doin' some shoppin' just like I thought. White man should never store there it's all his fault." And they all got excited When Jesse showed up Election time A new president Al Gore never wins So the n******gs all went The checks were counted And counted again They counted three times But they still didn't win And then... And then... And then... And then... Jesse showed up Jesse showed up Wouldn't you know it Jesse Jackson showed up He had a bunch of porch monkeys Praisin' his name While he preached and he hollered And he pa**ed the blame And said: "Listen you n******gs I think we've been had. If we lose this election it's gonna be bad. And it's the white man's fault 'cause he stole all the checks." And they all got excited When Jesse showed up Something's gonna happen One of these days If Jesse Jackson don't start Mendin' his ways He's gonna keep stirrin' The n******gs up 'Til the white man says Enough is enough And then... And then... And then... And then... The Klan'll show up The Klan'll show up All dressed in white They're gonna show up He's gonna be sorry For struttin' his stuff Hell's gonna break loose When the Klan shows up And they'll say: "Jackson, what do you mean causin' all this trouble? It's up yours n***a, we gonna pop your bubble. We gonna break it off in ya, and stick it in double." So just watch yourself Jesse When this Klan shows up You'd better watch yourself Jesse When the Klan shows up