Johnny Polygon - Dopestflyestogpimpplayahardcoremotherf**er lyrics

(Hook) The Dopest Flyest OG Pimp Playa Hardcore Motherf**er (x4) P-O-L-Y Me I'm so dope I'll tell you why (x2) (One) I'm black and I never need a tan (Two) I can rap even better than your mans (Three) People still ask "Who is he?" (Four) They say I'm dope, don't ask me no more One two, one two, gimme something to k** When I come through I'll give ya something to bounce With my kung-fu, Imma knock someone out At this point all my homies, they got kicked out the house Not saying that I'm real but I know I know how to Un-like you I dont be talking about you I doubt you want to take it to the streets and take votes Cause I mean you have to pay just to say I ain't dope (Hook)(x4) Every athlete sniffs coke at least once And every priest wants to get blown at least once And every rich family has that Japanese son That they adopted to get discounts on Nissans And everybody needs a shoulder to lean on Except for me and R. Kelly, we use 'em to pee on Cause if you're 15 and don't know the difference In between gettin' pissed on and havin' s**... You deserve to get pissed on next, are you pissed off yet? Is the alarm goin' off on your wristwatch yet? Are you aware that you're listening to hip-hop yet? Does the mention of my name get your b**h all wet? (I bet) I f**ed her once and never f**ed her again Cause after I saw her naked, I knew that we were just friends Not sayin that she's ugly dawg... I mean, I f**ed her But all I had to do was tell her I can sing like Usher (Hook)(x4) You better act right, feed your snack right Im a janitor, I'll beat you with my flashlight I'm an animal addicted to the crack pipe Smoking camelites living in the past life