[Intro] [Verse 1:Johnny Polygon] Her name was Lisa, took her out to Maxi for a slice of pizza Little fashionista, "Hi, my name's Johnny and it's nice to meet ya." Ask her where she from, she said "Bayside, away from the slums." I decided to make my a**umptions, my buddies and my Teddy Ruxpin's So I asked her name. Already knew it but I had to play games Why? Well let's just say that getting shut down's a shame She's so stuck up, I'm so in love But no one's loved her like I love her But she's never f**ed her homie Although I f**ed Stacey Carosi [Hook:Johnny Polygon] That's what girls do, play you from the start That's what girls do, just to break your heart That's what girls do, they love to play you like a fool That's what girls do, the one's I knew in high school Now say uh-huh, whatever, whatever, whatever (4x) [Verse 2:Johnny Polygon] Her name Kapowski, said whaddup and I said I'm out-ski Head cheerleader when she's around she makes me all tense have trouble Pronouncing Plus she already got a man. Big man on campus, I'll be goddamned. (That's Whack) (Crazy motherf**er that's Zack! How you gonna out do that?) Good point Guess I can't. So I move on. Plus her girl Jessie got it going on It might get messy cause she's off and on with a wrestler who's really strong Her girl Tori's another story. Think she's whistling to the wheat field Some times I'm AC Slater, but most of the time I know how Screech feels [Hook]