Verse 1 [Johnny Polygon] I'm having reefer madness Even though I need to practice some sobriety But you keep supplying me blunts So pa** the right of me I could be a doctor or lawyer If it wasn't for the way I exploit the Means to get by and buy designer d** If I had a million dollars I couldn't buy enough If I had a million jobs I couldn't try enough Maybe that's the sole reason my whole life has s**ed I've been s**ed into a world After all means I can't find a problem with So Yeah I smoke weed and smoke a lot of it Sometimes I get so blown It's liable to send me into a comatose At least I find closure in the fact I'll never overdose Cause it's impossible [Johnny Polygon] I popped my cherry in 6th grade n***a, first time I smoked weed n***a I ate like 16 Zebra cakes Word bond son Yo I thought it was the illest sh** in my life Yo but then, then I got some p**y Verse 2 [Johnny Polygon] I started f**ing at 14 To make who*es scream But my hormones persuaded me to jump more bones I was acting girl crazy Tryna have this worlds baby But I'm way too smart to let any of these girls phase me At least I thought I was But there's a weakness inside all of us Mine is to be wanted and have fun with all the s*uts But holdin' down a long term relationship Is something I have trouble with when dealing with a crazy b**h Cause women need security Honesty and purity Girl talkin' sayin, "Johnny Polygon's a jerk to me." What's the matter with you sweety pie? You don't like my music? Take my CD anyway It'll get stolen before you lose it I promise (Every woman has a right to act crazy as f**) [Johnny Polygon] I was very,very young, very very young, when I found out that you know I had a way with women Now I know a lot of people lookin' at me like they holier then thou but Each one of us has a weakness inside of us Which category do you fall into? Verse 3 [Johnny Polygon] Now some dudes abuse alcohol And alcoholic beverages Some dudes abuse buying bling like watches And platinum necklaces Some chicks abuse short skirts And wear tight shirts That say s*ut Then act stuck up When you try to say what's up (You nah mean?) We all have little quirks Not to mention Gothic kids with Marlyn Manson shirts Who crave attention Now 20 years ago I was in my mothers stomach That's 20 years hustlin' Watchin' other brothers plummet sh**, I'm speakin from experience Tryna save you hundreds The same thing you put in it Is the same thing you get from it Now the moral of the story is Moderation is key And don't let anytihng distract you Once you tasted your dream Outro And even though I just got paid today I know where I'm gone throw it away Cause I got a new bad habit in mind I leave alone the d** cause my rapping's just fine Even though I just got paid today I know where I'm gone throw it away Cause I got a new bad habit in mind I leave alone the d** cause my rapping's just fine (I say) La di da di da (Then you say) La di da di da