Johnny Paycheck - Two Candles, One Dinner And A Bottle lyrics

Every time my wife goes shopping you always keep the kids How could anything so simple get so involved like this It's amazing too how you can be so cool When my wife is your best friend And you treat her like a fool I've stayed two candles, one dinner and a bottle too long I just can't go through with this My conscience says it's wrong It's our first and last meeting I just know I should be home I've stayed two candles, one dinner and a bottle too long I see our house around the corner And it never looked so good My wife is in there waiting I'd tell her if I could If she don't catch me now there won't be another time Just once I almost cheated And I'm home for good this time I've stayed two candles, one dinner and a bottle too long……..