Johnny Paycheck - Problem Solvin' Doctor lyrics

I'd like to invite you to my psychiatric office Where my kind you'll find is a different kind I'll listen to your troubles And keep on pouring them doubles And one way or the other We'll get her off of your mind Cause I've been voted the most popular Problem solvin' doctor in town There ain't been a problem made That me and my jug can't put down I've been voted the most popular Problem solvin' doctor in town So if you're in their shoes and you've got bad news My office hours are 9:00 to 2:00 I'll have your barstool ready with a gla** of forgetter Believe you me wait and see You'll soon forget her It won't take long once we start To heal your poor old broken heart And when you get her off your mind you'll find Her memories couldn't be deader Cause I've been voted the most popular Problem solvin' doctor in town…………….