Johnny Paycheck - Thanks To The Cathouse (I'm In The Doghouse With You) lyrics

The last time I touched you must have been 6 months ago It was ha**les and headaches And every damn time you said no But pa**ion has feelings and cold showers did me no good So I went out looking for something Someone that could Well I stopped at this roadhouse That's known for it's women and fun But the bartender told me That all the good looking women's gone home Out of sheer desperation found me at Rosie's back door Everyone knows what the back room of Rosie's is for But if I had of known I never would have told you the truth Thanks to the cathouse I'm in the doghouse with you Well I don't feel that guilty I don't have that many regrets You keep rubbing my nose in something I'd rather forget If you don't want to love me The next time you turn on the chill Remember there's someone In the back room of Rosie's who will But if I had of known I never would have told you the truth Thanks to the cathouse I'm in the doghouse with you Thanks to the cathouse I'm in the doghouse with you