Well here I sit in this honky tonk feeling mighty low Hating to see that old clock on the wall saying its time to go So bring another drink bartender, troubles boy I got em And if I'm gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom Cause I got the meanest old woman you ever did seen And she don't go me staying out all night And when I come home in the morning banging on the screen You can bet your bottom dollar, there's gonna be a whale of a fight I guess she might be pretty good, sometimes sweet and kind But she can't see past her nose when it comes to this jug of mine But when I get the heebie jeebies, this jug is the only way to stop them So if I'm gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom [ Steel ] And I got the meanest old woman you ever did seen And she don't go me staying out all night And when I come home in the morning banging on the screen You can bet your bottom dollar, there's gonna be a whale of a fight I guess she might be pretty good, sometimes sweet and kind But she can't see past her nose when it comes to this jug of mine But when I get the heebie jeebies, this jug is the only way to stop them And if I'm gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom Yeah if I'm gonna sink, I might as well go to the bottom