Johnny Malibu - Schooner Buffooner lyrics

Hey Johnny, how'd you like a ride in my boat? Schooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boat Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt You dredged the lagoons, you big fat goons You piled granite rocks, constructed the docks Now the swell's blocked, you just had to ruin her You're gonna get a mooner, schooner buffooner Schooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boat Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt So you can taste the flesh of various types of fish The ecological mess was created for the catch I hope you choke on bones and trash your two-way tuner And listen Davy Jones, your thinking is quite lunar Schooner buffooner, riding around in your boat Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt Schooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boat Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt Schooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boat Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt I love the diesel smell of your ocean boat named Sunny A rocking deck of hell, an ocean-going dunny Chuck the trash overboard, check out the tuna There's lots of harbours now with many a crooner Schooner buffooner, you're riding around in your boat Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt Schooner buffooner, riding around in your boat Schooner buffooner, you're going overboard with a jolt