Johnny Malibu - Dick Tar lyrics

Have you heard the news release There's another oil spill in the mideast We need Dick Tar, Dick Tar Special agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar He's here to keep the peace By scooping up the grease We need Dick Tar, Dick Tar Special agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar Calling Mister Dick Tar, Dick Tar Come on and help us Dick Tar, Dick Tar Hello, Mr. Tar's office. Yeah I'm looking for Dick Tar. Mr. Tar's not in the office, may I help you? Uh yeah, I've got a stopped-up terlet, can you help me out. I'm sorry, we don't do toilets. Help me out. But we do oil spills sir. Mr. Tar is in the middle east, may I take a message? Listen, my terlet's stopped up, I need help. Reginald, is that you? Bring me Dick Tar, Dick Tar Special agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar Hi-ho Silver! Dick Rides again! Let's sop up that slime! Dick Tar, Dick Tar Special agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar He frees the birds from goo So the ocean's safe for me and you We need Dick Tar, Dick Tar Special agent Dick Tar, Dick Tar He's superhuman Dick Tar, Dick Tar The one and only Dick Tar, Dick Tar Mr. Tar's office. Listen, I'm looking for Dick Tar, can you help me out? Reginald! I told you I would call you after work. Now listen I've got a stopped-up terlet and my name is not Reginald. Can you help me out? Why don't you call a plumber? Can you refer me to somebody else? This is crazy. A.D. do. Yeah, thanks for nothing. Thank you. Dick Tar Dick Tar Thanks for calling Dick Tar.